"What's wrong with these TVs?" An older man cornered me, asking about a set of Sanyo TVs we had on the floor.
"Nothing. Those are just extras we had in stock that we couldn't seem to sell.
"Why not? There has to be something wrong with them."
"Nothing wrong. People just opted for other models."
"That can't be it, there has to be something. Either you're not telling me or you don't know."
He caught us. The Styrofoam packing is made with asbestos. Derp-Mart's secret plan was to offer poor people low price $#@! products that kill them.
Isn't that the same technique American settlers used on the Native Americans?
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