Let's get physical!

Are you saying to yourself "Man Fel, I really want to read that Derp-Mart book of yours but I'm starting my Amish training and am learning to hate and eventually forsake technology. If only there was an alternative no-tech way I could acquire your material so that I could continue reading after I join."

Well, say no more (aside from "Buy this BOOK!" to all your friends). Derp-Mart is now officially a physical book. That's right, you can now touch this book (but you really shouldn't. People who do that tend to get in trouble). Now that the book is made with actual paper, you can use it for all sorts of things. Prop up a broken table with it. Stare at it while you're on the toilet. You can even do something crazy like read it. I don't care. I get paid as long as you buy it. And, if you buy now, I promise I won't ignore you on facebook anymore. You get a great book and my attention for only $9.99 (Or whatever the price Amazon decided to put it at). Now that's a bargain.

Customers of Derp-Mart

If you're wondering what I'm doing now, I'm part of a Youtube group. We're video gaming based, so if you like video games and humor, check us out at Too Stupid Gamers.

Derp-Mart POV

Sorry for the silence. I had surgery and, because I was only a temp, didn't get any medical leave. So I had to quit. Still recuperating from that. Not entire sure where life is going to take me next, it's all up in the air at the moment.. Who knows, this book thing might take off and I can write full time. The Customers of Derp-Mart book is coming soon. I did some editing (I really screwed up on some posts. See, the stupid virus is airborne.) now a friend is doing more editing, didn't realize how much writing I did (around 110 pages worth, can't edit that in an afternoon) and I'll be sure to bring it to you as soon as possible. Not sure what the price point is going to be, I'm definitely going to make it cheap. No, $20 books on my watch (unless my publisher wants it, in which case, sorry. I'll make it up by buying whichever fans run into me a sundae. Just ask for it.)

In the mean time, have fun with this video of Derp-Mart from a Fatty McFatterson's point of view, courtesy of a smashing friend.