Are you saying to yourself "Man Fel, I really want to read that Derp-Mart book of yours but I'm starting my Amish training and am learning to hate and eventually forsake technology. If only there was an alternative no-tech way I could acquire your material so that I could continue reading after I join."
Well, say no more (aside from "Buy this BOOK!" to all your friends). Derp-Mart is now officially a physical book. That's right, you can now touch this book (but you really shouldn't. People who do that tend to get in trouble). Now that the book is made with actual paper, you can use it for all sorts of things. Prop up a broken table with it. Stare at it while you're on the toilet. You can even do something crazy like read it. I don't care. I get paid as long as you buy it. And, if you buy now, I promise I won't ignore you on facebook anymore. You get a great book and my attention for only $9.99 (Or whatever the price Amazon decided to put it at). Now that's a bargain.
Customers of Derp-Mart
If you're wondering what I'm doing now, I'm part of a Youtube group. We're video gaming based, so if you like video games and humor, check us out at Too Stupid Gamers.
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