Derp-Mart POV

Sorry for the silence. I had surgery and, because I was only a temp, didn't get any medical leave. So I had to quit. Still recuperating from that. Not entire sure where life is going to take me next, it's all up in the air at the moment.. Who knows, this book thing might take off and I can write full time. The Customers of Derp-Mart book is coming soon. I did some editing (I really screwed up on some posts. See, the stupid virus is airborne.) now a friend is doing more editing, didn't realize how much writing I did (around 110 pages worth, can't edit that in an afternoon) and I'll be sure to bring it to you as soon as possible. Not sure what the price point is going to be, I'm definitely going to make it cheap. No, $20 books on my watch (unless my publisher wants it, in which case, sorry. I'll make it up by buying whichever fans run into me a sundae. Just ask for it.)

In the mean time, have fun with this video of Derp-Mart from a Fatty McFatterson's point of view, courtesy of a smashing friend.