Saturday, December 8, 2012

It Doesn't Take Much For Me

"Dude, that customer was totally flirting with me." I bragged
"Her?" He replied. "She's an associate here. She flirts with all the guys."
"But she actually flirted with me. That never happens, even with whores. We must celebrate this occasion with alcohol."
"We're not allowed to drink while at work."
"Why don't they just stick a no fun sign up?!"

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