Security S***

So, Derp-Mart put a security guard at the bathroom because an associate, just one, was taking one too many bathroom breaks. They can’t pay us decent wages but there’s always money to pay people to mistreat us (it's practically their company policy. Giving cheap goods to an undeserving public was just a side-effect). This company loves us so much. So they wanted to prevent people from using it too much, not by words but just by intimidation. There’s not really much else they can do. It’s not like they can discipline people for that. It can’t be considered stealing because we aren't paid anywhere near enough for the few seconds we spend in the bathroom to be worth anything. WTF is wrong with this company?