"Thanks for shopping at Derp-Mart and Happy Holidays." My layaway associate buddy wished.
"What? No Merry Christmas? We get a lot of Christians in, what with the crazy Jehovah Witness worried about imaginary magic or the hipster ones who want our "Action Bible" comic book."
"You can't say Merry Christmas. People complain."
"Who would complain about that?!"
"Jewish customers."
"I should've known. And here all my Uber-Christian friends were blaming atheists for this."
"Nope, it's not them. They never complain."
"And why should they? You can't outcomplain a Jew, so why bother?"
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