A Humble Request

Derp-Mart, if you’re going to force me to wear a name-tag so strangers can call me by name (something I will never ever get used to) can we at least spell my name right when you write it? Seriously, you’re looking at the spelling when you’re looking at me. How do you $#@! Something like that up? Then again, it’s Derp-Mart so I guess I already answered my own question, didn’t I? But still, it’s only fair that you pretend to care about me, after all I pretend to care about customers.