Wednesday, December 19, 2012

I Fell In Love

'I'm just looking for a simple micro SD card for my daughter." A middle age woman said to me. "Nothing too  expensive, it's not like she really needs this. She gets enough gifts as it is."
"Yeah, kids are spoiled nowadays." I replied. "I go so few gifts for Christmas growing up, i wished I was Jewish just so I could get more presents."
"I really didn't get anything for Christmas either. I hate materialism and Derp-Mart. i'm only shopping here because my daughter insists on buying something here instead of another place because she's a dumb teenager.
She was the best customer I've ever had and I want to marry her.

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