Tablet Troubles 2

"My husband is looking for one of these." A black woman in nurse garb said while pointing at a tablet.
"A tablet?"
"Is that what they're called? Yeah, I think that's what he wants. Do they go on the internet?"
"Yeah, these tablets have wi-fi."
"What's that?"
"It can connect to the internet wirelessly if you have a wireless router."
"You mean the internet is in the air?"
"...Yeah, kind of."
"Wow. Ok, so these are tablets, right?"
"Right. Tablets are like laptops. More like a big iPod, really."
"What's an iPod? Is that a phone?"
...I'm sorry, are you from the past?!