Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Janitorial Disgust

I caught our janitor in the bathroom. No, that's not the disgusting part. Everyone needs to use the bathroom. He didn't wash his hands. Seriously dude, your job is to make sure everything is clean. I'd be like if I worked at Burger King and rubbed the patties all over my dick. Or I was a Catholic priest and raped kids. And don't go using that "but I'm crippled" excuse. I think you just fake walking around slow, so the managers don't give you $#@! like they do the rest of us.

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  1. Just a little too much visualization for me, thanks. You can hold back a bit. ;)

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    1. I'll be sure not to mention any more inconvenient facts about the janitor from here on.

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