Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Porn Talk


“Are the instructions to device in English or in Spanish?” An extremely obese customer in plaid and overalls asked, referring to one of our  routers.
“It’s in both.”
“Ok, thanks. I just needed to make sure. I’m from Canada and only know English.” Thanks for the useless info. “I do know a bit of French though. I learned it by watching French porn.” And that’s too much info for me. I can’t get the image of him out of my head now. Someone pass me the bleach.

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