A young lady came in, relatively attractive, the kind I could definitely date even though she shops at Derp-Mart. She wanted to do a price-match with a product from Target. She even brought in the printed ad. Unfortunately, the ad didn't have the price written on it, just that it was on sale. She looked the price up on her phone but we were uncertain if that was kosher or not. So we called back the customer service manager.
"Sorry." The manager apologized. "In order to price-match, the price needs to be printed on the ad."
"That's not what your policy is." She shot back.
"It's written down." The manager shows her on the price-match sign where it says the price needs to be in the ad. "We can only price-match what's written in the ad."
"I want a manager." She fumed.
"I am a manager."
"I want the store manager."
"Sure, but you'll be waiting for a while. It'll take 20 to 30 minutes before he can assist you."
"That's fine." She said, completely ignoring the fact that in 20 minutes, she can drive over to Target and buy the *&^%in item she's looking for. Why cute chick, why must you be so stupid and petty?
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