Logic Lost

“Where are the Men in Black 3 DVDs?” A customer asked.

“We have a Men in Black 3 display next to the movies.” I answered.

“Where are the Men in Black 3 DVDs?” A customer behind me asked me. I turned around and answered the same question again. “Ok, I was just testing you. You seem like the forgetful type.”

Thanks for the insult. Though this same customer would later come back and ask me to help her with her computer purchase claiming that I “seem like someone who knows a lot about electronics.” You know, typically you don’t insult people you’ll later be needing help from. But then again, you’re Derp-Mart customer, so we all know logic isn’t your strong suit.