Saturday, December 8, 2012

Sometimes, I Just Get Lucky

"Do you guys have the granite crusher skylander in stock?" An old fat grandmother asked.
"Not sure, let's check." I replied.
"Oh, I've been looking everywhere for it. If you have it I'll smother you in so many hugs and kisses you'll suffocate."
Oh please, for the love of God, make all the crusher figurines disappear.
"Oh no, we don't have any in stock." I said after looking.
Winning!

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