Idiot Interrupter

 A customer called in, asking about a laptop we were going to have for a sale the next day.

“Yeah, we’ll have it but not until…”

“Bro, can you shut up and listen?” the customer interrupted. “I wasn’t done talking.” >(

“I’m sorry.” I needlessly apologized.

“I wanted to ask, will you have them in stock?”

“Yes.”

“Can I pick it up at midnight?”

“Absolutely.”

“Great, that’s all I wanted to know.” He said and hung up.

Someone’s going to be mighty disappointed come midnight to find out the sale doesn’t start until the morning.