- Income rises as level of education rises (though not here).
- Many jobs require a High School diploma or a GED (but not us).
- GED opens doors to opportunity (though not here.)
- GED graduates gain confidence and self-esteem (but you won't because you work here)
- Educated parents raise educated kids (but you're not educated, you struggled to get a GED for Heavens sake!)
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Derp-Mart GED
In the Derp-Mart breakroom, there's a company ad saying that they'll reimburse all employees GED costs (up to $300). What bullet points did they write to entice workers to obtain their degree? These ones, though they left off some crucial bits of information I added back in (within the parenthesis, so you don't get confused.
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