Saturday, October 20, 2012

We Should Put Bratty Kids Up For Adoption, That'll Learn Em

"Do you think my 8 year old would like an Xbox 360 for Christmas?" A customer asked me. Again with the assumption that I'm omniscient. Though at $250, if he gets upset with that gift, you can always set him up for adoption. Now there's a surprise Christmas present he won't expect.

P.S. I type these stories into my ipod while at work before transferring them onto the computer when I get home. For some reason the auto-correct replaced xbox with chic, which I'm pretty sure Derp-Mart doesn't sell (but we really should look into it. I know I'd become a loyal customer.).

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