"Abraham Lincoln Vampire Killer is dumb." the customer next to me said. I wasn't sure if he was talking to me or not, but he must've because he turned to me and continued. "It's the worst movie ever."
"Oh yeah?" I replied, clearly busy restocking movies that people left out.
"Yeah. I mean, I never saw it but a friend did." It's the worst movie he's never seen, if that makes any sense. "I mean, it's stupid. Abraham Lincoln wasn't a vampire killer." No way! All this time I thought it was a documentary. I've been lied to. "Vampires aren't even real, for crying out loud." They're not?! You mean I've been using garlic soap and shampoo all this time for nothing?!
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