"Excuse me," A customer begins "What's the difference between American and European style butter?"
"We regularly inject our cows with a steady dose of hardcore, american patriotism, which gives the cows the red, white and blue stripes of freedom on their hide. Whereas in Europe, they give their cows free medical care because they're socialists. Also the French cows are gay and stink. Honestly, I have no idea what the difference is."
I'm sure I made that customer's day...unless they were European...
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