I Blame You For Trying

"I'm looking for the new Jeff Dunham DVD." An older gent said. "He's a ventriloquist."
Oh, how fancy. I bet he and his dummies get all the chicks. I lead the man over to our only Jeff Dunham DVD. "Nah, I already have this one. It's from a new act." Ok, a new act. I take him over to our new releases section, maybe we just got it in.
"Nope, not here either. When was it released?" I asked.
"Not sure. I just know that it's premiering tonight on TV."
"If it's premiering tonight, then it's not going to be on TV."
"Oh well, can't blame me for trying."
I blame you for trying.