Lets you think stupidity is a trait exclusive to Derp-Mart customers, here's an example of how Derp-Mart itself is part of the problem. We keep our big TV and electronics that aren't stocked on the floor locked away in a metal cage. Makes sense, we gotta put it somewhere, right? You'd think they'd give us a key to the cage, since we need to be in and out it frequently, but they don't. Only managers have them. Now that the holidays are here, we've gotten quite busy, so we're bothering managers more and more often.
"You guys need to team up with each other whenever you come back to grab something because I can't keep running back and forth from receiving to the cage." One manager complained.
Sorry customers, I would love to grab that TV for you but we need to wait until more people demand TVs because our managers just don't feel like opening the cage every so often. Yeah, that'll go over real well with them.
"Can we get a copy of the key, so we don't need to bother you?" I ask.
"Nope. Company policy says that only managers get the key to the cage."
You can't blame Derp-Mart for not trusting us. I mean, one of us employees might try to 5-finger discount one of the 50 in TVs since they're so easy to conceal and steal. Best to inconvenience everyone to prevent that from happening. So much for all that "our workers are the best." crap they fed us during training.
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