"I'm looking for a virgin." A creepy man said as he approached me. Sure thing, buddy. Just let me grab my phone real quick, get some people in blue to help you out. "It's a company that makes broadband." Oh. That makes a little more sense, but only a little.
"We don't have that brand in stock. We only have Netgear, Belkin and Motorola." I tell him.
"How can you not have any virgins in stock? I want to talk to your manager."
I regret not sticking around to see the look on the manager's face when he asked for a virgin.
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