Saturday, October 20, 2012

Maybe She Was Due in Surgery in 10

"Excuse me, I'm looking for The Avengers on DVD." A woman with her small daughter asked me.
"The one that was just released?" I asked. She nodded, so now I know she's not talking about the cartoon series that also exists. "We have Avengers DVDs in our new releases section, at the end of aisles and, thanks to customers, scattered everywhere around the store."
"We saw them when we walked in, mommy." The little girl with the lady said.
"Yeah, but I can't be bothered to look for it."
Yes, let us workers pamper you. Want us to grab your groceries and feed you fruit while you sit and wait for us to do everything? God forbid you do any work yourself.

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