New Policy: Look First

I never thought I'd have to make this into a rule but, folks, before asking us where/if we have something, try looking for it first. I know you're way too busy, I mean you just got off work from the strip club and you need to grab that new Sesame Street DVD for your kids because they think you don't love them anymore. I mean, you always make time, once a week, to spend 15 minutes with them, you know between Bong Time and Getting Wasted Hour with boyfriend #32. But we're busy too, busy getting you guys stuff to buy. And when the product you're looking for is right next to you, it just makes you look like an idiot...well, more of one than you already look like.