"Why can't I put this on layaway?" A customer asked.
"Because it only costs $10. We have a minimum of $50."
"Why's that?"
"Why bother putting something that's only $10 on layaway? There's a $5 layaway fee you need to pay for. At that point, you can just put down another $5 and have you item now." Is what I said.What I should've said is: "Why not just go dumpster diving this afternoon for some extra quarters and buy it now, you hobo? What were you planning on doing, coming in every two weeks to put down a dollar on your purchase?"
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