Overly Attached

First they're attached to me (who can blame them, what with my friendly demeanor) and then their empty carts and now doors. An old lady waited to exit our building, since there was a large group (of which I was a part of) entering. But she seemed oblivious to the fact that a mere two feet to her right were the doors marked for exiting, completely free of traffic. Maybe this old lady is an anarchist (we tend to get a lot of those, what with people putting $#@! back where it doesn't belong). " *&$# your rules, Derpmart! I decide what an entrance and exit is, @#$%*!"