Muffin Tops

Hey, sexy ladies! You don't need to pay attention to this one. Also foodies, this one isn't about actual muffins. I'm talking about the fat women (and it's always women for some reason) who wear shirts that are way too small for them, so their flab just oozes out from their midsection. Buy a new shirt that fits for Derp-Mart's sake! You're not fooling anyone by claiming to be a size 2. We can tell you're BSing us just by looking at you.