A worried woman came rushing up to me. "My husband lost his wallet. Have you seen it?"
"I'm sorry. We haven't seen it." I said.
"Do you think if someone found it they'd turn it in?" She asked with the innocence of a 5 year old.
"No." I replied, laughing my @$$ off on the inside. Is she kidding. Derpmart doesn't even trust customers with $8 flash drives. As if we'd trust them with wallets that contain sensitive information and oodles of cash.
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