I Guess 20 Paces Was Too Much For Them

"Are you the only one working here?!" A disgruntled couple asked me, just as I was arriving for work.
"Nope."
"We've been walking back and forth for 45 minutes and you are the first worker we've seen."
"There's 3 other workers just down at the other cash register helping customers. You can see them from here, they're the ones wearing blue shirts and tan pants."
If smug superiority were currency, I'd be Bill Gates.