Thursday, November 8, 2012

Boo Hoo, No WiiU

"We're looking for the WiiU." A couple asked me.
"We're no longer taking pre-orders for that. We've sold out all our initial shipments."
"What? No way. Our son will be so disappointed that Santa didn't bring one for him." Are you trying to win some sympathy? He could be at death's door and I still wouldn't care. "Isn't there anything you can do?" I can bring some popcorn over to your place Christmas day and enjoy the water works. Yes, cry spoiled child. Let me use your tears to salten my popcorn.

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