"Can you go get me a cart to put my TV in?" A hot chick asked me.
"You didn't bring a cart back with you?"
"No, I didn't think I'd be buying a TV. But it was such a good deal, how could I say no."
Next time offers me a free joint, I'm going to take it. And if an officer catches me, I'm just going to say "I got it for a good deal: free. How could I say no?" I'm sure the law will understand.
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