Wednesday, November 28, 2012

I'm Such An A-hole

"Excuse me, sir." A Fatty McFatterson called out to me while I was walking back from a lunch break. "Can you help me? I'm trying to get some cat litter."
"Sure." I always say sure. Why don't I ever say no? It's something scientists should research sometime.
"It's the 32 pound." She said, pointing to the box. I grabbed it for her and set it in the basket. "The box is way too heavy."
Yeah, it's not the only thing that's too heavy.


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