"You misled us!" A couple accused me.
"I'm sorry." I needlessly apologized, no doubt knowing that I'd be redeemed soon enough.
"You said we could find printer paper in the lawn and garden section." Who the *&$# would look for paper there?
"I said to check in the home office section that was adjacent to lawn and garden."
"What's adjacent mean?"
"Next to it."
"Oh ok."
Whoa whoa whoa, a word with THREE syllables? Setting the bar a bit high there, don't you think?
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