Next Election, I'm Voting For Sterilization

"I recently got a laptop. It's a hand-me-down. I'm having trouble connecting to my hard drive." An old woman explained to me.
"Your external hard drive?"
"Yeah. It connects but doesn't read it."
"Hmm, and there's stuff on your hard drive?"
"I don't know. I know it picks up my neighbor's."
"It picks up your neighbor's hard drive?"
"Yeah."
"Are we talking about a hard drive or a wireless connection?"
"I don't know what I'm talking about."
Clearly.