"I'm looking for something that plays movies." A nurse in hospital garb told me.
"You mean a DVD player?"
"Yeah, something small."
"Um, we have portable DVD players." I said, showing her over to our DVD players section.
"How does it work?"
"You just put the DVD in and watch the movie."
"Which side of the DVD do I put in."
How the &$# is someone as dense as you a nurse?! I wouldn't trust you with handling my mail, much less a human life.
how do these people even survive into adulthood? Darwin must be rolling in his grave..
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