"I ordered a TV online, do you have it in?" A grandmother asked me over the phone.
"Depends. Did you get a confirmation email from derp-mart?"
"I don't know. I can't get to my email. Can I pick it up if its ready?"
"Sure, just bring along your ID and we can grab it for you."
"I don't have it because I can't access my email."
"Your ID?"
"What's that?"
"Your identification card. A state ID or driver's license."
'Oh, I have that. I think I'll just pick up a TV off the floor. Thanks."
...So why did you even bother calling about your online order?
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