New Rule: Patience

I know I always say "I never thought I'd have to make this rule" on these posts but here's another one I gotta write down. If you buy a TV and we're helping you take it out to your car. WAIT! We're carrying a TV, we're not as quick as your cracked-up @$$. If you leave us, there's no way for us to know where your car is parked. I know you think we can read minds, but we can't. If we could, we sure wouldn't be working at Derp-Mart!