"Can I put a tablet on layaway?" a woman in her late twenties asked me.
"Sure thing. You can put anything over $50 on layaway."
"It's $200. How much would I have to put down?"
"10%"
"...How much is that?"
*sob sob* What kind of world are we living in where she makes more than me?
Its simple. We're men of morals....kind of... so we don't cheat, steal and lie our way up the ladder.
ReplyDeleteYeah...sure, that's totally the reason why I'm stuck here. Too moral.
DeleteEasy. $40. Then you take $20 for arithmetic commission.
ReplyDeleteIf only I was in charge of layaways, I could've taken a bit of pocket change.
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