"Do you have any Kindle Fires?" an elderly grandmother asked me.
"We're all out of those. We haven't had them in for quite some time. I think Amazon and Derp-Mart got into a fight and now we're ignoring each other."
"Oh, that's too bad. I really wanted to buy one for my granddaughter. I think she could really use a tablet. I don't want her to fall behind the other kids."
"It could also be great for reading books."
"Oh, she can't read. She's only two."
You're afraid of her falling behind other kids? Fall behind what? They're TWO!!!
I know from personal experience that its easy for children to fall behind if they're not spoiled rotten. Fall behind in the douche bag department.....
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