"Excuse me, do you have this MP3 player in stock?" A electric-cart-riding customer asked me.
"The one that went on sale last night? We're probably all out but if we're not. We put all the sale items in the grocery aisle for easy convenience."
"Well, can you go look? I'm tired and don't want to be walking all over the store looking for it." Mrs Fatty McFatterson complained. First of all: you're not walking, you're driving around in our carts. Hardly a strenuous effort on your part. In fact, if anyone should be complaining, it's the poor cart that's tugging around your fat@$$ all day. Second: no.
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