Sunday, November 25, 2012

I Was Gonna Serve Some People, But Then I Got High

"I can't find the movie I'm looking for." A customer complained. "There's a spot for it on the shelf but it's all out.
"We must out then." I need to say stuff like this, otherwise they'll never figure it out.
"Is there a hidden stash in the back?"
Why would there be? We're in business to make money selling products, not messing with customers. The only hidden stash in the back is of weed...I've said too much.


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