"What's this thing?" A customer asks, pointing to the black wires we put around our products.
"Oh, those are called spiders. We put them around our products to deter stealing." I answer.
"Why would you want to do that?" He replied.
Yes, why would we want to do that? I can't imagine why, it's not like Derp-Mart is in business to make money or anything. If I ever open a store, I'm going to permit the slapping of customers who ask stupid questions.
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