Or, the alternative, “It won’t scan, it must be free!” joke.
We’re banning that phrase. It’s old, repetitive and wasn’t even funny the first
time it was utter. I’m assuming it was whispered among cave men thousands of
years ago, while they were hiding in the bushes stalking a prey. They see a
delicious cheetah crawl by and one caveman ughs to the other “Ooo, no bar code, means free, zug
zug.” And that was the only instance in which it actually was free, assuming
they caught it (I hear those things are kind of fast.). So, I guess what I’m trying to say is if you find stuff
in the wild with no bar code, it’s yours. Oh and stop telling that old joke.
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