Saturday, September 29, 2012

I Hope I Inspired Him

"Excuse me." Why does everyone always say excuse me? Even this lady, who is a worker here, is saying it. Come up with something original so I can start these blogs different. Or maybe that's asking too much. "Did you sell this young boy this M rated video game?" she asks, pointing to someone who is around 14 years old.
"Nope, didn't sell any games today. Why do we need to do a check?"
"Yes, he's not old enough to play these types of games."
"I've been playing those types of games since the original Mortal Kombat and the worst thing I can say about my life is that I work at Derp-Mart. Kid, learn from my mistake."

1 comment:

  1. I'm taking bets on how long you are going to last here.

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