"Why can't I put this item on layaway?" A black woman asks. Why is she black, you say? Because God made her that way.
"We have a $50 limit on items to be put on layaway. Things need to cost either $50 with tax or more." I reply.
"I should be able to put this on layaway, it's only $30!" She snapped back.
Yes, it is only $30. Do you even listen to yourself?!
Uh, you were supposed to say "$50 minimum."
ReplyDeleteSays the Black man.
Oops, my bad.
ReplyDeleteAlso, in the blogging world, I'm a blue penguin, not a Black man. Anonymity is my greatest ally, unless someone comes along with a large sack of cash.