“I need a condom for my computer.” The decrepit lady said,
showing me her toothless grin.
“So, would you need Extra Large or something bigger? I’m not
even sure we carry condoms here at Derp-Mart. You’d think we’d keep them next to
the liquor and baby aisles but we don’t.
“I mean I need protection for my computer. Always good to
use protection.”
It only makes sense that we take care of our replaceable
computers better than our permanent teeth now, doesn’t it?
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