His and Her

*How I assume this conversation went down*
Wife: Honey?
Husband: Yes, Dear?
W: I just had this great idea.
H (thinking): May God help us all.
W: We should have His and Her carts went we shop. That way we can each fill our carts with our own items. Doesn't that seem like a cute idea?
H (sarcastically): Yeah, and we can even shop side-by-side so that way we take up an entire aisle, completely blocking all other shoppers from passing us so they hate us for all eternity.
W: I knew you'd like the idea. And my father said we were having communication problems and thought we should get a divorce. Can you believe that he was just about to write us out of his will too? $10 million nearly lost too.
H (thinking): Please let the two of them die in some horrible accident soon.